>>An Arab at the airport:

>>- Name?

>>- Abdul al-Rhazib.

>>- Sex?

>>- Three to five times a week.

>>- No, no... I mean male or female?

>>- Male, female, sometimes camel.

>>- Holy cow!

>>- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

>>- But isn't that hostile?

>>- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

>>- Oh dear!

>>- No, no! Deer run too fast !