Ovo je svakako zadrzavanje stolice; jedno 36 sati mu dajem pod sporiji metabolizam, sudeci po onome kako se ponasa. Suhe sljive i slicno ne utjecu na njega ni pola posto. Jede ih lopatom i nema promjene.

Tang, i ja se samo napola salim oko psihologa - nije mi uopce to bed kao opcija. Probali smo i potpuno ignoriranje i neki sistem nagrade poput naljepnice i citanje knjiga, i - nista. Zna da svi mi, a i sve zivotinje kenjaju, ali nece on, pa nece.

Pisala sam jucer bas u jednoj Facebook grupi o tome pa cu samo kopirati, cisto da se vidi da je cijeli show. Na engleskom je, hebi ga.

He shows no urge the first day, which is fairly ok, as some people really just don't go every day. The second day, he'll likely tell you to change his diaper when he farts (this is insanely amusing to him), or just let you know that he's farting, and occasionally just say "no, no, poop". If offered to sit on the toilet or potty, he will immediately decline. Overall, on day 2, nobody will be really affected by this.

Day 3, however, is a whole new story. He will ask for breakfast, but eat only about 1/3 of it. Then he'll eat about 1/3 of his lunch and dinner will be completely out of question, no matter what kind of food you offer (even if it's his favourite, he will not touch it). During the day, he might show some interest in a snack, but it's got to be something he absolutely loves. He will not drink almost anything from a cup, but will nurse even more than normal (which tends to be very time consuming, if normal, for him, means 7+ times a day).

Starting at around 3-4 pm, he'll start slowing down and avoiding physical activities. If we happen to be out and about, or in our ECFE class on Thursday, or gymnastics now on Mondays, he will participate, but half-assedly, and kind of make sure he's not running around or doing much of anything physical. He'll produce insane amounts of gas and at this point, he won't be telling you much about it. If we're at home, he'll likely choose to bury himself in the pillows on the couch and find something to do there, like play with small animals, etc. If the urge is really there, he'll talk to himself, or me, saying things along the lines of "no, nope, noooope".

At around 7 pm or so, he'll actually start hopping around and stomping his feet when he can no longer just lay down or come up with something else. If you convince him to sit on the toilet, he'll get off within a few minutes. Potty is out of question (when he doesn't need to poop, he likes to sit on it, and now has even been asking to pee in quite often). Eventually, closer to 8 pm, he will agree to sit on the toilet again and then D will read books to him (usually Everyone Poops over and over again, or something else) and I'll often have to stand there, too, and make sure the wild kid doesn't faceplant from the stool during his exorcist activities.

Sometimes he'll just talk about random crap and scream NO NO NOOOOOOOO occasionally, but sometimes he'll cry as if he's being skinned or tortured or murdered in a very slow and perverted way. (I'm glad we live in a detached home, really.) He will try to tell you that he's done about 10,000 times per minute. Eventually, always within an hour of the initial attempt, he will finally surrender and poop. Usually there won't be any special effects or performances around this awesome moment, except for his overall excitement and happiness. He'll then complain about having his butt cleaned, and will eventually happily flush the toilet.

Then he'll eat dinner and go to bed. At this point, I feel like chewing on that turd and then watching myself as people in white coats are dragging me away.

(Every once in a while, I get lucky and catch him at the right moment, so the toilet-sitting part takes no longer than a few minutes. The rest is always the same, as he follows a script, I'm sure.)