Hello songl

[QueenBee]

Pozdrav svima,
koliko vas ima.
I'm a mother if three
soon to be.
My elder two girls,
hyperacitve like squirrels.
My husband-no good.
Change him,I should.
Contractions I feel
cervix won't make it-I believe.
Doctor said 'bed rest'
but we're redecorating our nest.
So my house is a total mess.
My bump is huge, my tits are saggy,
my ass is a gello and my clothes are baggy.
Can't clip my toe nails,
nor tie my shoe lace;
My hair grows too much,
and I'm shaving myself by touch.
Being in shape as such,
half a size of a regular Duch,
Can't help but feel
I look like some hobit for real.
I'm rhyming all this
before I take another freakin piss
(pregnancy is, oh, such a bliss)
but don't know for sure
if moderators I can lure
to post my master piece
before this month is to sieze.
Farewell now, friends to be!
Think of me,
I'm off to pee.

Nisam ludjak,
ne dvojite ni trena,
neg' mi od zadnja tri posta
objave nema.
Na moderatore ostavit dojam
ovim putem probat moram.

[Carmina406]

LOL

Dobrodosla

[QueenBee]

hvala

[čokolada]

Post tvoj ovaj odobravam hitno
Nadležnost je moja, vidim da je bitno.
Za cure guglaj pod ADHD
O mužu je tema više od dv'je.
Za cerviks i pišanje skroz mi je ravno
Fertilno doba bilo je davno.
Dok modovi drugi ne dođu s plaže
prouči dobro tko savjete slaže...
... i najvažnije - PRAVILA
Da te Sirius ne bi zadavila.

[Smokvica.]

koji ulet!
Welcome

[Jadranka]

[Apsu]

Bravo
To je upad na forum!

[MikiMama]

Welcome!
Bome si ostavila dojam!
Kraljevski!

[KrisZg]

Dobrodosla

Poslano sa mog LG-D855 koristeći Tapatalk

[QueenBee]

hvala

[mare41]

A ni coksa nije za bacit������

[laumi]

Loooooool! Dobrodosla!

Coksa, moj naklon!

Nasmijah se do suza.

[Mojca]

Zakon ste! I jedna i druga!

[Riječanka]

[QueenBee]

Cokoladu vodim na neku repersku kavu da caskamo u rimi